At half past midnight on 5 October, a pea got a face. By breakfast it had a wardrobe. Three weeks later it had seven hundred pictures, and the face in every one of them is the face from that night.
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PeaThree faces we didn't ship, and the one we did.
Pea is a personal executive assistant you own, and it was about to meet a lot of people in a lot of places. A website. A one-minute film. The page it opens for you every morning. A feed, a Zoom studio, the back of a shirt. One character across all of it, made by one founder with no illustrator and an agent at the keyboard.
The brief fitted on a line. Cute, but never babyish. It's an executive assistant, after all.
Ideogram got the back right before the face. A velvet pea, one curly sprout, two mitten hands and a little bum.
I put it on my X profile that night and on the first teaser poster before the front existed. People met Pea from behind and liked it. The character was already in there. We just hadn't found the front.

Eyebrows gave it attitude in one picture and a frown in the next. A single tooth was adorable on one sheet and unsettling on the one after, and a full set of teeth was a lot of mouth for every day.
Ideogram made the wrong ones cheap, which is the only reason we found the right one. Sixty-four pictures, then a better question. Forget a good picture. Find a face that survives a sheet of them.
Three rounds later, at 00:31 on the fifth, number four of four.
“This one nailed it.”
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4PickA locked face is a short list. We pinned eight things to one picture, and that picture has gone into every prompt since. Everything else, the job, the prop, the room, the light, was free.
That's the whole trick. Ideogram holds the picture. The list holds the lines.
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With the face locked, a new picture was one paragraph: the gag, played in full. Pea became a bouncer, a goalkeeper, a fortune teller, a lifeguard above a pool of paperwork.
Seven hundred pictures in three weeks. Not one of them is a stranger.
















Five days in I noticed something. Turn Pea round and its sprout is the p from the logo, with a bit more curl. So the curl changed direction and the leaf dropped low, and the character and the logo started rhyming.
Eight pictures came back. We'd changed one thing, and only that thing had changed. That was the night I started treating Ideogram as a design partner that keeps its word.
“The leaf needs to be much lower.”
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A brand rule, enforced by a sentence.


The same Pea is now on the website, in the film, in the feed every second day, behind me on every Zoom call and on the back of a shirt. One folder of cut-outs runs the lot.






The hard part of a character was never the first drawing. It was the four-hundredth. For most of my working life that took a studio, and a style guide thick enough to police it.
Now it takes one locked picture and a short list of things that never move. The four-hundredth drawing is the easy one.
Use @img_1 as the exact character: the things about it that never move, in plain words. Keep it exactly on-model. IMPORTANT: what it must never have, for example no blush at all, no teeth. One line of style. Premium 3D animated film still, soft studio light, clean and uncluttered. The gag, played in full, with the props in your character's world.
Use @img_1 as the exact character: the same cute pea character with soft green velvet flocked fur, a round egg-shaped body, big round glossy eyes, two soft raised velvet bumps where eyebrows would be (no eyebrows), a wide open grin set low with a pink tongue and no teeth, a small sideways oval dimple belly button, short stubby velvet arms and legs, and one curly sprout on top whose curl turns to the viewer's right with one small leaf low on the opposite side of the stem. Keep it exactly on-model. IMPORTANT: no blush at all. No rosy, pink, peach or orange cheeks; the cheeks are exactly the same even velvet green as the rest of the body.
Premium 3D animated feature film still, soft warm studio lighting, shallow depth of field, clean and uncluttered, no mess, cute and funny.
The pea dives horizontally through the air like a football goalkeeper making a spectacular save, arms fully stretched, catching a small yellow sticky note an instant before it slips into a narrow gap between wooden floorboards beside a desk leg. Determined, delighted face, a little motion blur, camera at floor level.
Square 2000 × 2000 · 16:9 2720 × 1536 · 4:5 1792 × 2240 · 9:16 1440 × 2560, sides in multiples of 32 · for a tall card, add: keep Pea between 30% and 80% of the height, the top 30% plain background
An agent, Claude in a Chrome tab signed in to my Ideogram account, types the prompt, queues the runs, reads the grid and fetches the full-size files. I look at the sheets and pick. Roughly one pick in four goes back for a rule: teeth on a closed-eye grin, a belly button sliding into a hole, a curl that flipped. Cut-outs are a small script that keys the plain backdrop and keeps the shadow, or Ideogram's Remove Background for a credit.